_(I)FAQ

 

Infrequently Asked Questions
(An idea shamelessly stolen from Dolly Alderton)

Dogs or Cats?
Dogs every single time. I tolerate cat people, of course, but I will always be a dog person.

Do you actually own a dog though?
No, *holds back tears*. Don't worry though, in the future I will own two dogs, a Corgi named Winston and Sausage Dog named Jerry who will both wear tiny bow-ties on their collars (they'll be small and humane I promise.)

Who will play you in the story of your life?
Either myself (possibly a little indulgent, but I was going for more like Eminem in 8 Mile) or Emma Watson, Saoirse Ronan or someone who is equally fabulous but hasn't been 'discovered' yet.

What do you believe in that people might think is stupid?
I believe that one of my best friends should be the Prime Minister, huge colourful earrings can make any outfit work, buying flowers for someone on a random weekday just because they've had a sad day is one of the sweetest things a person can do and music is the answer to all of our problems.

Do you believe in the Illuminati?
Maybe, a tiny bit.

Do you love Ed Sheeran?
Is that a real question?

Do you believe in horoscopes?
Maybe, a tiny bit.

Opinions on books?
Best things ever written.

Do you love Queer Eye and Harry Potter and Downton Abbey and The Great British Bakeoff and The Hunger Games and The Great Gatsby and Baby Driver and The Bee Movie?
Funny you asked, and yes, forever and always.

Who is on your 'I will interview these people before I die' list?
Michelle Obama, Harry Styles, Emma Watson, Jameela Jamil, Travis Scott, Naomi Scott, Anne Hathaway, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Jay Z, Kanye West, Eminem, Daniel Radcliffe, Quentin Tarantino, Meryl Streep, Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Jack Whitehall, Robert Downey Jr., Christopher Nolan, Sam Fender, Scarlett Curtis, Dolly Alderton, Lady Gaga, Zoe Kravitz, Emma Stone, Jandy Nelson, Stormzy, Margaret Atwood, Leonardo DiCaprio, Barack Obama (I love you), Kylie Jenner (SO much to ask), Donald Trump (SO much to answer) and Beyonce. Oh and the ten richest people on the planet (whoever they are at the time) - I have many questions to ask. And my old English teacher. What can I say, I dream big. These people all have answers to a lot of questions I've been asking the world for a long time. Oh, and that's not even that whole list.

What's your favourite month and season?
March or November, Spring or Summer.

What is the best love story of all time?
There is no best love story - they're all their own kind of best. I think Notting Hill is the best rom-com though. Season 2 of Fleabag is the ultimate heart-breaker. I also think are too many problems with Romeo and Juliet as a story but the Leonardo version is classy as hell.

What are your favourite James Bay, Sam Fender, The Beatles and Cardi B songs?
All of them. All of them. Yesterday or Let It Be or Help. Money.

Favourite Friends character?
It changes daily. (Phoebe mostly).

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